What women are looking for...or men...or whoever.

I cross paths with a lot of beautiful women, and since my personal beauty is not sufficient to win them over, and apparently my brains, Lexus, or anything else is enough, there must be something either wrong with me...or all of them. Maybe they are all looking for short, stubby, and ugly? The picture above is the stunned look of a man who has the blank stare of confusion in capturing the attention of a wandering eligible female.

Who knows, but let a menace to society begin. What do men find to keep them company when they are single...well for starters, things with alphanumeric titles, sports, and phones with large touchscreens (go figure).


Here are my two examples of alphanumeric combos found on the back of my cars. My phone is also typical of a mid-twenties single man hoping to impress the ladies with email and internet!

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